Crazy Walmart Lady Inspired Cozy pants

These cozy track pants were inspired by a intoxicated, hostile and tooth challenged woman i encountered in a Walmart Parking lot. After I confronted her for throwing a beer can at my moving car I was assaulted. Since I capture these events on video I've transitioned Mrs. Universe into a gag gift project line that is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor. Bonus points if you are gifting to a toothless friend.

• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.21 oz/yd² (75 g/m²)
• Lightweight, water-resistant fabric
• Fully lined, mesh lining
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic waistband and ankle cuffs
• Drawcord
• Zip pockets
• Sits at hip
• Blank product sourced from China

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